Do your thighs expand 3 times their size when you sit down?
Does your tummy form rolls when you bend over?
Do you over eat sometimes and eat unhealthy foods?
If you answered yes to most or all of these questions, I want to personally congratulate you for being a NORMAL HUMAN BEING. If you think that any of these things makes you less than perfect, please seek help because I swear that what you eat and how you look does not make you any less beautiful than anyone else.
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
um you guys
IF THIS ISN’T THE GREATEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN THEN YOU’RE LYING
this is the culmination of the entire history of classical music
are you serious
At first, I was like “Ooh, that’s cool. Shepard looks different! Sweet!”
And then I looked again.
HOLY SHIT HER EYES. HER SCAR. HER FRECKLES. HER CURLY MASS OF HAIR THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD RUN YOUR HANDS THROUGH IT. THE DETAILS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL <3 This Shepard looks damn near perfect :3 Not because she adheres to any modern “standard” of beauty (though she is super adorable anyway), but because there are so many interesting things about her. :) She looks kinda young for her age - how did that affect her getting into the Alliance military? Did she lie about her age? When was this painting set in her timeline?
This is telling a story with a portrait. This is what you do. Also, her eyes are fucking stunning.
Dude, whoa thank you so much
Holy shit it’s got this whole personality
The first thing I thought was ‘woah dude i bet my fingers would get stuck in her hair’ LIKE WOW I HAD TO STARE AT HER FACE FOR A WHILE JUST WOW
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING
I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.
How the fuck has no one made a comic to this yet
How puppies help when you’re sick.
when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like
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me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
the fact that over 300,000 other people know exactly what this feels like too is a source of great comfort
maybe the person who was in your dream had a dream about you
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way